People often ask 'who's that d1ckhead who always sends stupid reply to alls to the footy club emails?'.
Well his name is Ted Window, a father, real estate agent, rock star, member of Melbourne's elite social scene and 2009 OBGFC 3rd XVII Premiership hero.
Click here to see him rocking it out in Adelaide over the weekend. Funny stuff, good work Teddy.
To meet Ted Window in person come down to any Old Brighton training session. See the noticeboard on the home page for training times and locations.
And by the way Ted, that comment your ex girlfriend made about you being 'bald, fat and somebody that nobody wants' couldn't be further from the truth.